Amazed at the great value, he asks the waitress: “Only $5 each for lobster tails... is that correct?” “Yes,” the young girl says. “It’s our special just for today.” And Sam says: “Well, they must be little lobster tails.” “Oh no,” the girl says, “They are really big lobster tails.” Fred says: “They must be old and tough.” The girl says: “No, really fresh.” And Sam … [Read more...] about Something’s fishy
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Tough call
He goes to a marriage guidance counsellor because he can’t decide which one to marry. The counsellor asks him to describe them to him, and Brian says: “Well, one is a great poet, and the other makes sensational pancakes.” And the counsellor says: “Oh, I can see your problem... you don’t know whether to marry for batter or for verse.” … [Read more...] about Tough call
Thick as a brick
The driver says: “Each year the council runs a competition asking new tourists if they can guess correctly how many bricks it took to finish paving the footpaths on Ocean Street.” The tourist says: “I might enter this... do you know the answer?” Feeling sorry for her, the tour bus driver answers: “Yes... one.” … [Read more...] about Thick as a brick
Raise your ego…
He asks the trainer next to him: “What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?” And the trainer says: “The ATM.” … [Read more...] about Raise your ego…
Yes it is…
Their waitress suddenly notices the man slowly sliding down in his chair and under the table, but the woman acts unconcerned. The waitress watches as the man slides all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appears calm and unruffled, seemingly unaware that her dining companion has disappeared. The waitress, thinking this was somewhat … [Read more...] about Yes it is…