Amazed at the great value, he asks the waitress: “Only $5 each for lobster tails… is that correct?”
“Yes,” the young girl says. “It’s our special just for today.” And Sam says: “Well, they must be little lobster tails.”
“Oh no,” the girl says, “They are really big lobster tails.”
Fred says: “They must be old and tough.” The girl says: “No, really fresh.”
And Sam asks again: “Are you sure the lobster tails are $5 each?” The girl nods her head.
Finally, Sam says he’ll try one and walks into the restaurant. He sits down and a few minutes later the girl sits down next to him, puts her hand on his shoulder, leans over close to him and says: “Once upon a time there was a really big red lobster…”