Joke of the week

Freddy, the hot favourite for the Melbourne Cup, is running fifth at the 800 metre mark when he suddenly gets hit in the head by a leg of ham.

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A father is on his way home after work and he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.

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A mother says to her only daughter on the morning of her wedding: …

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The Grim Reaper, the head bloke at the tax office, is concerned that rich business people are stashing expensive items on Pacific Islands and getting away without paying their GST.

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Simmo and Sam are driving the company’s ute when Simmo suddenly notices that Sam is wearing an earring – and gold one at that with a pearl.