Local bloke named Sam goes past this newly-opened seafood restaurant in Victor Harbor and spots a sign on the specials board: “Big Lobster Tales $5 each”.
Joke of the week
Tough call
Brian is madly in love with two lovely Victor Harbor girls
Thick as a brick
While visiting Victor Harbor a tourist notices about a dozen people on their hands and knees crawling along Ocean Street with pencils and clipboards. “What are they doing?” she asks the bus driver.
Raise your ego…
Dan the Man is about 50 and is working out in the local gym when when this stunning girl walks in.
Yes it is…
A man and a woman are having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They gaze lovingly at each other whilst holding hands.