Joke of the week

Larry and Mick are having a good long session at the local pub, and finally get kicked out at closing time.

A wife writes in her diary: “Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

Lenny the lawbreaker finally gets caught red handed for robbery and he goes to court to face the meanest of meanest judges. The only question is how many years goal Lenny will get.

A bloke has been driving most of the night so he pulls over and has a sleep.

The local school puts on a musical play and little Sammy gets the starring role.