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Law and Order

April 7, 2015 by Coastlines

The judge says: “Fifteen years and two years parole.”

Lenny just smiles and shrugs it off, which upsets the judge. The judge says: “I’ve changed my mind; no parole.”

So off Lenny goes to goal and his new cell mates asks: “Why are you looking so happy; you won’t get out for 15 years?”

Lenny says: “Don’t you worry about that, my wife will get me out in no time.”

The other guys says: “You’re mad; no one can help you now.” And Lenny says: “Look mate, all my married life my wife has never allowed me to finish a sentence.”

Filed Under: Joke of the week

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