The judge says: “Fifteen years and two years parole.”
Lenny just smiles and shrugs it off, which upsets the judge. The judge says: “I’ve changed my mind; no parole.”
So off Lenny goes to goal and his new cell mates asks: “Why are you looking so happy; you won’t get out for 15 years?”
Lenny says: “Don’t you worry about that, my wife will get me out in no time.”
The other guys says: “You’re mad; no one can help you now.” And Lenny says: “Look mate, all my married life my wife has never allowed me to finish a sentence.”