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It’s beer o’clock

June 4, 2015 by Coastlines

Not to be out-done, they decide to walk to Larry’s place for a few more beers.

The first thing Mick says when he staggers inside is: “Hey Larry, you haven’t got a clock in this house so how do you know the time when you get home?”

Larry says: That’s easy, I play my trumpet.”

Mick says: “Your trumpet? How on earth can you tell the time from your trumpet?” And Larry starts playing the trumpet and one of the neighbours shouts: “Stop playing the damn trumpet… it’s 1.30 in the morning!”

Filed Under: Joke of the week

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