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Time is on your side

March 5, 2015 by Coastlines

No sooner does he get some shut eye than a jogger knocks on the window and asks: “Do you have the time?” The driver is annoyed and says: “It’s 13 past six.”

The driver goes back to sleep when another jogger knocks on the window and asks: “Do you have the time?” And the driver says: “It’s 22 past six.” It happens again and again; more joggers knock on the window asking for the time, so the driver puts a sign on the car window: “I don’t have the time.”

The driver goes back to sleep again when suddenly there’s a knock on the window and this jogger says: “It’s a quarter-to-seven.”

Filed Under: Joke of the week

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