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Thick as a brick

September 3, 2015 by Coastlines

The driver says: “Each year the council runs a competition asking new tourists if they can guess correctly how many bricks it took to finish paving the footpaths on Ocean Street.”

The tourist says: “I might enter this… do you know the answer?”

Feeling sorry for her, the tour bus driver answers: “Yes… one.”

Filed Under: Joke of the week

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