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Tough call

October 1, 2015 by Coastlines

He goes to a marriage guidance counsellor because he can’t decide which one to marry.

The counsellor asks him to describe them to him, and Brian says: “Well, one is a great poet, and the other makes sensational pancakes.”

And the counsellor says: “Oh, I can see your problem… you don’t know whether to marry for batter or for verse.”

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