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Motherly advice

August 4, 2016 by Coastlines

“Darling, this is your special day. Your marriage can be as wonderful as your father’s and mine if you just remember three words as I did when I walked into the church.” The daughter asks: “What were they, mother?” And she replies: “Aisle, altar, hymn.”

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