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He’s ear-itating

March 3, 2016 by Coastlines

“Sam,” Simmo shouts. “What on earth are your wearing?… You’ve never worn an earring in your life; why the sudden change?
Sam says: “Oh, just to get into the fashion.”

Simmo says: “Since when have you been into fashion and wearing an earring?”

And Sam says: “Ever since my wife found it on the floor in the car.”

Filed Under: Joke of the week

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