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Late night shopping

September 2, 2016 by Coastlines

He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: “How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?”
The salesperson says: “It depends… we have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $199.95.”
The father shouts: “Jeepers! The divorced Barbie is $199.95 and the others only $19.95; how come?”
And the salesperson says: “The other Barbies only come with an outfit. Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer and one of Ken’s best friends.”

Filed Under: Joke of the week

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