Not to be out-done, they decide to walk to Larry’s place for a few more beers. The first thing Mick says when he staggers inside is: “Hey Larry, you haven’t got a clock in this house so how do you know the time when you get home?” Larry says: That’s easy, I play my trumpet.” Mick says: “Your trumpet? How on earth can you tell the time from your trumpet?” And Larry … [Read more...] about It’s beer o’clock
Joke of the week
That’s married life
We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. “I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked … [Read more...] about That’s married life
Law and Order
The judge says: “Fifteen years and two years parole.” Lenny just smiles and shrugs it off, which upsets the judge. The judge says: “I've changed my mind; no parole.” So off Lenny goes to goal and his new cell mates asks: “Why are you looking so happy; you won't get out for 15 years?” Lenny says: “Don't you worry about that, my wife will get me out in no time.” The other … [Read more...] about Law and Order
Time is on your side
No sooner does he get some shut eye than a jogger knocks on the window and asks: “Do you have the time?” The driver is annoyed and says: “It's 13 past six.” The driver goes back to sleep when another jogger knocks on the window and asks: “Do you have the time?” And the driver says: “It's 22 past six.” It happens again and again; more joggers knock on the window asking for … [Read more...] about Time is on your side
Encore
All the parents come to watch, but as Sammy steps forward to sing his big number he falls through some old floor boards. People start screaming, and Sammy’s father stands up and says: “Don’t worry; he’s young and it’s just a stage he’s going through.” … [Read more...] about Encore