Joke of the week

Undeterred, Freddy plugs away when he gets hit by some coleslaw, and it runs all over his face. The jockey keeps control, but at the 600m Freddy gets whacked by a bread roll. Despite this, he moves closer to the race leader; he's second. Then whack again! A salt & pepper shaker hits him right between the eyes, then a tube of salad dressing and slices or salami and … [Read more...] about Protest

He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: “How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?” The salesperson says: “It depends... we have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for … [Read more...] about Late night shopping

“Darling, this is your special day. Your marriage can be as wonderful as your father’s and mine if you just remember three words as I did when I walked into the church.” The daughter asks: “What were they, mother?” And she replies: “Aisle, altar, hymn.” … [Read more...] about Motherly advice

He visits Vanuatu, and hears of this Aussie businessman who has a two-storey holiday grass hut and sits on a gold throne. Finally, the tax man tracks him down, but the businessman hears him coming so he hides the throne upstairs in the grass hut. The tax man gets there and thumps the table: “Where is your gold throne? I demand to see it. And why aren’t you paying … [Read more...] about The Grim reaper visits

“Sam,” Simmo shouts. “What on earth are your wearing?... You’ve never worn an earring in your life; why the sudden change? Sam says: “Oh, just to get into the fashion.” Simmo says: “Since when have you been into fashion and wearing an earring?” And Sam says: “Ever since my wife found it on the floor in the car.” … [Read more...] about He’s ear-itating