The wife goes in shock? “Are you alright, dear?”
“Not really,” says the bloke. “A car hit me out the front of the bakery and Paula brought me here to the South Coast District Hospital. They’ve done tests and taken X-rays, and it looks like I have internal bleeding, a fractured leg, three broken ribs, facial lacerations, and there’s a chance they may have to amputate my right leg. On top of that, I hit my head really hard and I have severe concussion.”
And the wife says: “Who’s Paula?”