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It’s not me…

November 6, 2014 by Coastlines

“The doctor says: “It is quite obvious to me… alcohol is completely responsible for your poor physical shape.”

The bloke says: “Oh, that’s good news; my wife keeps on saying it’s my fault.”

Filed Under: Joke of the week

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