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Heard this one?

July 3, 2014 by Coastlines

Before the wife can answer Stanley says: “This hearing aid is incredible; it’s the smallest hearing aid in the world, it’s flesh toned, it’s got stereo, it’s solar-powered and it’s designed to fit in just one ear. This is incredible technology and one of the greatest advancements in medical science.”

His wife says: “Gee, that’s really good… how much did it cost?”

And Stanley says: “Ten minutes past three.”

Filed Under: Joke of the week

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