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You wish…

August 16, 2013 by Coastlines

A married couple, both 60 years old, celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary. During their party, a fairy appears to congratulate them and grants each one a wish.

The wife wants to travel around the world. The fairy waves her wand and poof; the wife has tickets in her hand for a world cruise.

Next, the fairy asks the husband what he wants. He says: “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”

So the fairy picks up her wand and poof – the husband is 90.

Filed Under: Joke of the week

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