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Motherly advice

September 23, 2013 by Coastlines

A mother says to her only daughter on the morning of her wedding: “Darling, this is your special day. Your marriage can be as wonderful as your father’s and mine if you just remember three words as I did when I walked into the church.”

The daughter asks: “What were they, mother?”

And she replies: “Aisle, altar, hymn.”

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