The Lone Ranger and Tonto walk into a bar and sit down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a mean-looking cowboy walks in and says: “Who owns the big white horse outside?”
The Lone Ranger stands up, hitches his gunbelt, and says: “I do, why?”
The cowboy looks the Lone Ranger in the eyes and says: “Your horse is just about dead.”
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rush outside and, sure enough, Silver is about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger gets Silver some water and before long Silver starts to feel a better.
The Lone Ranger says to Tonto: “Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.”
Tonto says: “Sure Kemosabe,” and starts running in circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returns to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks: “Who owns that big white horse outside?”
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims: “I do, what is wrong with him this time?”
The cowboy says: “Nothin’ … you left your Injun running…”