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Fairway to heaven

February 4, 2014 by Coastlines

A bloke gets home at three o’clock in the morning and his wife is standing with her arms folded by the kitchen table and asks: “Where have you been at this hour of the night?”

The bloke says: “Sweetie Pie, I’ve been playing golf with my mates.”

The wife is outraged. “Don’t you give me that nonsense. I’m not stupid; you can’t play golf in the dark.”

And the bloke says: “Yes you can darling, we used nightclubs.”

 

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