A man checks into a hotel when he sees a golden retriever sitting on a rug near the hotel elevator. He asks the bell clerk: “Does your dog bite?”
The clerk says: “No, he doesn’t.”
But as he leans down to pat the dog, it bites him on the hand.
The man says: “II thought you said that your dog didn’t bite!”
The clerk says: “He doesn’t. That’s not my dog.”