A bloke has got a carrot stuck up his nose, a banana in his right ear and a stick of celery in his left ear.
He’s not feeling well so he goes to see his doctor and the receptionist is alarmed.
She runs into the doctor’s room and says: “There is a man out there with a carrot stuck up his nose, a banana in his right ear and a stick of celery in his left ear.”
The doctor walks out, and the bloke says: “Help me doctor, help me.”
And the doctor replies: “Oh, you will be alright. You are just not eating properly.”