Two cows are standing in a paddock, and one says to the other: “Are you worried about this mad cow disease that’s going around?” And the other cow says: “Why would I, I’m a cat.”
This bloke is facing serious charges of bigamy after marrying Katherine and Edith. The prosecutor says to the judge: “Your honour, this is a shameful act of a man wanting to have his Kate and Edith too.”
A semi-trailer carrying boxes of Vicks VapoRub rolled over on the road from Strathalbyn. Police said there would be no congestion for eight hours.
Did you hear about the two antennas who got married? The ceremony was ordinary but the reception was brilliant.
Did you hear about the UniSA student reading a book on the physics of gravity? He just couldn’t put it down.
Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The barman says: “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other: “Wow, it’s hot in here.” The other one replies: “Oh no … it’s a talking muffin.”
Did you hear about the theft of filing cabinets, documents and labelling machines? Police said it was organised crime.
Did you hear about the guests at a wedding between two loaves of bread? They toasted the bride and groom.