Joke of the week

Protest

Freddy, the hot favourite for the Melbourne Cup, is running fifth at the 800 metre mark when he suddenly gets hit in the head by a leg of ham. .

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Late night shopping

A father is on his way home after work and he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. .

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Motherly advice

A mother says to her only daughter on the morning of her wedding: … .

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The Grim reaper visits

The Grim Reaper, the head bloke at the tax office, is concerned that rich business people are stashing expensive items on Pacific Islands and getting away without paying their GST. .

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He’s ear-itating

Simmo and Sam are driving the company’s ute when Simmo suddenly notices that Sam is wearing an earring – and gold one at that with a pearl.

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Something’s fishy

Local bloke named Sam goes past this newly-opened seafood restaurant in Victor Harbor and spots a sign on the specials board: “Big Lobster Tales $5 each”.

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